We offer a flat-rate $10 express post for domestic customers (next day delivery on all orders made before 2.30pm AEST). International Express is also an option but prices will be determined at checkout (delivery time depends on exact location).
Dummy: The Comedy and Chaos of Real-Life Parenting (Paperback)
SKU: dummy
$24.99
By Dadtronica
Description
A hilariously honest book on the mystery and madness of parenting.
'The night before Charlie was born I had this dream. I dreamt that I was a soldier, riding into battle ... completely naked, and on the back of a large, inflatable duck.'
Matt Coyne has become a hero for thousands of parents everywhere who are devoted followers of his popular blog, MAN VS BABY.
This is his book, and it is not your average parenting tome. It's packed with completely impractical advice for the bewildered new mum or dad - stuff you won't find anywhere else: from 'Profanity Bingo' for labour to a categorisation of various nappy disasters. But, more than that, it is the story of how becoming a parent is a kind of beautiful insanity - a thing that changes you.
Above all, DUMMY will keep you laughing through the exhaustion, the mystery and the madness of bringing up your own children.
This is the parenting book for real people.
Shipping & Returns
How much is shipping?
- Shipping is free for all domestic orders valued over $70.
- There is a flat rate fee of $9.50 for all domestic shipping valued below $70.
- Express post can be selected for $13 on domestic orders.
- International postage rates vary from item to item and based on your location.
When will I receive my order?
Delivery times* from our warehouse in Marrickville, NSW, as estimated by Australia Post are below. Estimates are in business days.
Express Post delivery estimates:
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Most arrive within
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Some items may take
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Within NSW
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2 business days
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4 business days
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To ACT
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2 business days
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4 business days
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To NT
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4 business days
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7 business days
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To QLD
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3 business days
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5 business days
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To SA
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3 business days
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4 business days
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To TAS
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3 business days
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5 business days
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To VIC
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3 business days
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5 business days
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To WA
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4 business days
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6 business days
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Parcel Post delivery estimates:
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Most arrive within
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Some items may take
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Within NSW
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3 business days
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6 business days
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To ACT
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3 business days
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6 business days
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To NT
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9 business days
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12 business days
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To QLD
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5 business days
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7 business days
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To SA
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6 business days
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8 business days
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To TAS
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7 business days
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10 business days
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To VIC
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5 business days
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7 business days
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To WA
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10 business days
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14 business days
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Postage to New Zealand takes between 3 and 10 days.
Postage to other international locations generally takes between 10 and 15 days.
*For more information and the most up-to-date estimates see Australia Post's website: https://auspost.com.au/service-updates/domestic-delivery-times
If you have any questions about your order please don't hesitate to get in touch via support@dadworld.com.au
I need my order fast!
When exactly will my order be shipped?
If you order before 2.30pm on a weekday your order will ship same-day with few exceptions. If you order on the weekend or after 2.30pm on a Friday your order will ship the following Monday.
Where do you ship from?
Orders are shipped from our warehouse in Oran Park, NSW.
What is your returns policy?
Our returns policy is available here.
dadtronica
for the dads of today
Dadtronica’s mission is to empower men to be great parents. We believe there's a lot more to Dads than beer, golf and questionable jokes. Dadtronica's all about getting your hands dirty. Going above and beyond. Being an all-in parent and great partner.
